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Friday, July 18, 2008

HOLY SHIT!!!TAXI FARES ARE LIKE ASTRONOMICAL!!!It costed me FREAKING $20 to board a cab from my house to school!ok2..fine..i live is pasir ris so its like kinda reasonable right since my school is in yishun and thats very far away..?WRONG!...it costed only $13 like 5 months ago..dammit..the price hike really is a KILLER..$7 more and going by the same route?WTH!..I guess it has finally sunk into my thick skull..I thought that the increases in prices didn't really matter coz well..im not working am i?I don't have to foot the bill and all..but now paying for my taxi fare out of my own pocket money coz it's my own fault i woke up late...i feel the pinchT_T..Imagine how our parents feel then?the same scenario repeated a hundred times?moreover..its the money they worked damm bloody hard for...and seeing their kids spending money as if the increment in prices didn't happen..i bet they feel a pain in their hearts..sure..they don't say anything but well..they are humans too..so yeah..not to be preachy or anything..try to spend less to alleviate their burden a lil k..thats all im saying about this matter..oh yeah!THANK GOD I stopped taking cabs everywhere i go!!!PHEW!!!

Heh..aniwae,it happened like this..my maid nudged me awake every 15 mins starting from 5.30 but i was just too tired..my thoughts with each nudging.."blank".."mumble2".."go away..".."5 more mins".."OMG!!!IM LATE!!!!"..Haha..what to do..Panic la..mad scramble for the bathroom..lolx..by the time i was ready to leave for school..its already 7 am..haha..no choice but to take a taxi or i would confirm be late and receive detention..thats not to say i didn't consider ponning school and going to the polyclinic like i used to..afterall its much cheaper $5 only plus have 1 whole day to slack ok!Tempting as it is..i decided to go to school..coz well..im a GOOD BOY!YAY!XD

Haha..i give u evidence ok..i was late coz i was so tired from the activities of the day before..i have a physics class at 7 pm to 9.30 pm every thursday..a programme called "SPECIAL PROGRAMME FOR `U`"..get the pun?A remedial class for all those who scored a U grade for their physics..like me..URGHT_T...Aniwae..yeah..i was dismissed from school at 1pm and i wanted to take the physics paper and do it at home..coz i didn wanna wait till 7..i didn have listening comprehension see..but teacher said its unfair to the rest if i get it first..so yeah..i didn get the paper..however..he said..i could take the paper another day and don't return to school if im not inclined to do so coz its a hassle for me..but if the other teachers call for those who didn't attend the carefully structured programme to be punished..then too bad for me la..

Blah2..the gist of it though..i went home..took an hour..did some work at home..rushed back to school..took another hour..GETTIT!I CAME BACK TO SCHOOL!!!..U can just imagine the shocked looks on my classmates' faces and their expressions of disbelief.."HERMAN?...Herman?..U so slack..U actually came back just for physics?"..waa haa haa..See..im a GOOD boy...APPLAUSE please!thank you...thank you=D...Haha..its a big moment k..coz i super HATE physics..i juz don have the physics brain..T_T

Haha..but im starting to love physics though..especially kinematics coz thats what we did yesterday..questions on kinematics..graphs included..haha..coz i found the secret to doing kinematics...i juz have to imagine and create a cartoon based on the descriptions given in the question..tadah..now i can see the whole question occuring in animation style..i even added sounds so its much more realistic^^(the question regarding the flying watermelon was the best one..coz the watermelon had to crash..SPLAT!!!)..woohoo..so much easier to solve!Haha..kudos to my fantastic study partners too..Jia ling,Shameer,Yasmin and Rafael..couldn't have succeeded without em..Waa haa haa..im so proud of us all!We finished all the questions.No blanks!haha..The feeling when we completed the paper damm shiok!CHEERS!!!^___^

oh yeah..the evil food and nutrition chief of alexandra hospital came to my school on thursday morning to gave a talk on healthy lifestyle or something..i actually paid attention instead of yakking away with my friends at the back..i regret it thoughT_T..no more 2 bubble teas per day..no more big packet of lays sour cream and onion potato chips each day..no more maggi mee..no more ice-cream..no more everything...Waah..so sad..i wanna cry ler..the evil woman targetted all my favourite food..and2..the worst part was..She was encouraging us to eat VEGGIES!OMG!..the picture even showed it occupying half a plate with rice and meat occupying 1/4 each..She is seriously out to get me..I SWEAR!I can barely eat 1 piece of veggie(assisted by minimal chewing and drinking a whole cup of water..)..How the hell am i supposed to consume veggies?

Haiz..but then i resolved to at least resolve my diet into a more healthy one..coz well..i don't wanna die a painful death..shudders..so yeah..i put my plan into immediate effect(bought apple,honeydew and pineapple)..im gonna go on an all fruit diet in school!yeah..Great Idea right?My friends don't think so...

Gobi:Herman!Were you paying attention to the talk?
Herman:Of coz!It was like so interesting!
Gobi:STUPID!You go and listen to that idiot for what?
Herman:She the head of alexandra diet sector ok..
Jie ying and Gobi:Hah!(snort of derision!)..she such a hypocrite..so FAT still wanna lecture people on diet..she should go on a diet herself!
Herman:*Giggling away*..Nvm la..i very fat ler..must eat at least 2 kind of fruits she say..
Jie Ying:I don't care what she says..i was sleeping during her talk aniwae..im gonna eat what i like..afterall we only have 1 life and we are all gonna die one day..so i might as well enjoy life..
Herman:true..(i don't dare argue with em much further..coz all 3 of us are very opinionated..being all arts students..and we can argue till the cows come home without conceding the others' opinion..one has to give...before we start taking it seriously...so yeah..i gave in so we proceeded to other topics..)

My ex-classmates,still my close friends are damm bloody evil..they play with my monkey yet keep teasing me about it..oh..for the benefit of those who dunnoe..monkey is my pencil case..its furry monkey and damm cute!XD..my sister got it as a gift but don't want it so she gave it to me..they think its weird that i have a monkey pencil case but my current classmates don't tink so..they tink its damm cute also..yay!..thanx guys!=D..so much for being arts students and being open minded!..and when i said that..they rolled their eyes and said science people are childish and im no longer an arts guy..they even bet i would fail lit if i were to take it again..the cheek!im as much an arts person as they are even if i do take science now!grr..i'll show u!

Tuesday was P.E day..haha..i brought my p.e kit this time round coz my friend shameer challenged me to a badminton match..though he is a soccer guy..just to get me to go for p.e..haha..so i agreed..coz well badminton is the only sport i will play with friends..other sports i will only play with people very close to me..lolx..my classmates damm surprised i actually really seriously going for p.e..coz i am on permanent mc and i don hesitate to use it..ehehe=P..lolx..alot of my classmates suddenly wanna play badminton with me..coz its rare that they get to play and interact with me on a physical level i suppose..haha...BUT!!!Boo Hoo Hoo..it's the season for structured games(like frisbee..)T_T..so no badminton..so i didn't go for p.e..haha..

I went to chit chat with the rest who ponned pe..haha..aniwae this was the conversation i had with one of em..lets call the person R!

R:Herman..You are always surrounded by girls right?
Herman:Err..Why You ask?(stunned..like so random!)
R:Coz your face very..(i think he dunnoe how to describe it)..and i always see you with gals..
Herman:umm..i suppose so..(kinda awkward..)
R:I knew it!..ur face is the kind of face people like to hang around with..
Herman:...(got such a face meh?)
R:Can teach me how to get girls?
Herman:Umm..just ask em out?

This is like one of the weirdest conversation i ever had..I guess its a compliment to me..meaning that i have quite a good face no?HELL YEAH!WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO REALIZE IT HUH?But seeing as u finally got it..i will forgive u..see..i so niceXD..of coz alot ppl like me la!..but eeyer..so not fun de..this is like the 3rd guy in class who said im good-looking..why no gals de?Yikes!!!Im not a guy magnet ok!(dammit!..francis,old man monster..waah..so many incidents to prove this wrong)..think herman think..aha!Got gals also ask me out can!strangers sumore!see..i can attract the opposite gender also can!

Aniwae..wats so hard about asking someone out..u like the person then just ask la..ok..granted i have never really liked anyone so i dunnoe how it's like..but i have always thought if u really like someone..u would go all out to get someone..so what if u get rejected..u can give up or continue trying..up to you..but to give up without trying..to me..thats the greatest loss of all..u would never know what might have been and regret it all ur life..haha..aniwae R..if ur reading my blog..thank you for complimenting me..but i don deserve it..coz im really quite average..ok..maybe UGLY even with all my pimplesT_T..and yeah..my only advice to u is just be urself..coz its no point pretending to be someone else..everything gained is just a farce..

But..if u really wanna noe how to get gals..then ask the guy GG is going gaga over..my fav guy in school..kia yong..haha..gege..guess what i heard about you..lolx..i was stunned then i was damm tickled and laughed my head off when someone told it to me..haha..i dunnoe if u remembered..but apparently in lower sec or something..u set a girl's hair on fire!^^..waa haa haa..i never would have expected it of u..BAD BOY!haha..u so mean..bully a girl..lolx..i supposed the girl did deserve it cause everyone hate her or something..heh..im being bias..but what to do..u are my gege after allXD..no2..thats bad!no excuses!Waa haa haa..im still so amused thinking about this as i write my post..heh..im not gonna tell u who told me..if not later u shut her up and no more funny stories about u lerT_T...WHOOPS!..i let it out thats its a gal!!!Eh..nvm..got so many gals..u sure dunnoe which one deXD

Eh wait girls!Don't mutilate and kill my gege yet!I know you have to uphold the bonds of sisterhood and kill this vile excuse of a man but i beseech you..please hear me out..he is not that bad..deep inside is a tender and kind boy..i witnessed it personally and i solemnly swear that im not making this up..i was on my way to school..when i looked back and i saw gege with his younger sister..he was walking slightly ahead of her when a car approached..instantly he put an arm in front of her to prevent her from moving any further..such a simple unthinking gesture always overlooked..the car would have to hit him first before getting to his sister..this instinctive protective gesture is not something just any guy possess..Hey!why are u gals crying?What?You wish you had a brother like him too?OI!Get some other guy to be ur gege!He is already taken!By me!SHOO2!XD

AWWW..haha..touching isn't it?simple but yet moving when you actually take time to consider it..aniwae..i mimicked my gege's actions..lolx..i saved "my" spider from death!Heh..it was maths lesson and i was dreadfully bored..coz its a tutorial involving lotsa graphs and calculator work...when berlinda told me something was on my sleeve...it was a SPIDER!yay!Boredom is a no more=)..spider damm fun to play with..u put it on ur hand and it will jump off like some parachuter with its thread attached to ur hand and linked to its body-end..so yeah u grap the thread and the spider will dangle and extend its thread to move towards its destination..continue reeling in the thread and the spider continues extending the thread..the faster u pull..the faster it produces the thread..damm fun..the spider nvr runs out of thread..

Its not considered abusing the spider right?coz i really didn't intend to be cruel to it..i would have let it go if i knew it hurts the spider..haha..then teacher called on me..so cannot play ler..later teacher scold meT_T..shafiq and jia ling sitting beside me shared no love for my spider so shafiq wanted to smack it with his paper but i blocked it(HIIIIYAAA!No one bullies my spider!)..then i put it at the back of shahrool's chair..so smart of me^^..now my spider can rest and make a web and no one can do anything to it without disturbing shahrool..Nobody wanna have a mad shahrool to deal with if they can help it..hehehe..

Jerene was really mean to me..to think i'm fondly called her Ah Gong..Yet..she doesn't treat me like a beloved friendT_T..we were walking out of school and it rained so she took out her umbrella to share with me coz i don have one..Exemplifying one of VS core values..i became a gentleman and held the umbrella..coz im a guy and she doing me the favour right?Instead..She insisted on holding on to her umbrella..guess why..."AH GONG!I want to hold the umbrella!Later,people think we are together!"..Like WTH!!!..aniwae..some people already think we together can!Who cares!We noe we not together can ler..then i called her out on it..saying later people laugh at me..coz a girl holding the umbrella for a guy..like so paiseh..she can laugh and say don't care..Jerene is a fabulous grand-daughter hor!YA RIGHT!=P

U guys all read right?Melissa promised to bring me some food right?haha..on monday..she brought a tuna sandwich and wanted to give it to me..but i don't want coz later she no food..waah..i so nice to her ler..she still go and whack my head with newspapers..OUCH!..sumore in the library!everyone can see can!!!(my classmates were there!!!)..so embarrassing!!!!i get bullied by a gal!=X..waah..lynnette,my god-daughter and april,my best gal friend were with her and instead of fussing over my wounded head..they laughed at meT_T..so evil!!!But,im glad i made em laugh..coz they very stress..being j2s and i rarely see em anymore coz we are all so busy..

Yay!Im about done..before i go..please..lets all observe a minute of silence out of respect to melissa who has departed from the world of blogging..she was a fantastic blogger who posted many wonderful pics,sharing a slice of her exciting life and a great tagger who made other bloggers felt as if their stories were important and that someone actually cared for em..enough to take some time to tag(MAJOR HINT HERE!!!!!XD)..ok2..im gone..gonna bathe now..cya=D

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