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Friday, July 18, 2008

HOLY SHIT!!!TAXI FARES ARE LIKE ASTRONOMICAL!!!It costed me FREAKING $20 to board a cab from my house to school!ok2..fine..i live is pasir ris so its like kinda reasonable right since my school is in yishun and thats very far away..?WRONG!...it costed only $13 like 5 months ago..dammit..the price hike really is a KILLER..$7 more and going by the same route?WTH!..I guess it has finally sunk into my thick skull..I thought that the increases in prices didn't really matter coz well..im not working am i?I don't have to foot the bill and all..but now paying for my taxi fare out of my own pocket money coz it's my own fault i woke up late...i feel the pinchT_T..Imagine how our parents feel then?the same scenario repeated a hundred times?moreover..its the money they worked damm bloody hard for...and seeing their kids spending money as if the increment in prices didn't happen..i bet they feel a pain in their hearts..sure..they don't say anything but well..they are humans too..so yeah..not to be preachy or anything..try to spend less to alleviate their burden a lil k..thats all im saying about this matter..oh yeah!THANK GOD I stopped taking cabs everywhere i go!!!PHEW!!!

Heh..aniwae,it happened like this..my maid nudged me awake every 15 mins starting from 5.30 but i was just too tired..my thoughts with each nudging.."blank".."mumble2".."go away..".."5 more mins".."OMG!!!IM LATE!!!!"..Haha..what to do..Panic la..mad scramble for the bathroom..lolx..by the time i was ready to leave for school..its already 7 am..haha..no choice but to take a taxi or i would confirm be late and receive detention..thats not to say i didn't consider ponning school and going to the polyclinic like i used to..afterall its much cheaper $5 only plus have 1 whole day to slack ok!Tempting as it is..i decided to go to school..coz well..im a GOOD BOY!YAY!XD

Haha..i give u evidence ok..i was late coz i was so tired from the activities of the day before..i have a physics class at 7 pm to 9.30 pm every thursday..a programme called "SPECIAL PROGRAMME FOR `U`"..get the pun?A remedial class for all those who scored a U grade for their physics..like me..URGHT_T...Aniwae..yeah..i was dismissed from school at 1pm and i wanted to take the physics paper and do it at home..coz i didn wanna wait till 7..i didn have listening comprehension see..but teacher said its unfair to the rest if i get it first..so yeah..i didn get the paper..however..he said..i could take the paper another day and don't return to school if im not inclined to do so coz its a hassle for me..but if the other teachers call for those who didn't attend the carefully structured programme to be punished..then too bad for me la..

Blah2..the gist of it though..i went home..took an hour..did some work at home..rushed back to school..took another hour..GETTIT!I CAME BACK TO SCHOOL!!!..U can just imagine the shocked looks on my classmates' faces and their expressions of disbelief.."HERMAN?...Herman?..U so slack..U actually came back just for physics?"..waa haa haa..See..im a GOOD boy...APPLAUSE please!thank you...thank you=D...Haha..its a big moment k..coz i super HATE physics..i juz don have the physics brain..T_T

Haha..but im starting to love physics though..especially kinematics coz thats what we did yesterday..questions on kinematics..graphs included..haha..coz i found the secret to doing kinematics...i juz have to imagine and create a cartoon based on the descriptions given in the question..tadah..now i can see the whole question occuring in animation style..i even added sounds so its much more realistic^^(the question regarding the flying watermelon was the best one..coz the watermelon had to crash..SPLAT!!!)..woohoo..so much easier to solve!Haha..kudos to my fantastic study partners too..Jia ling,Shameer,Yasmin and Rafael..couldn't have succeeded without em..Waa haa haa..im so proud of us all!We finished all the questions.No blanks!haha..The feeling when we completed the paper damm shiok!CHEERS!!!^___^

oh yeah..the evil food and nutrition chief of alexandra hospital came to my school on thursday morning to gave a talk on healthy lifestyle or something..i actually paid attention instead of yakking away with my friends at the back..i regret it thoughT_T..no more 2 bubble teas per day..no more big packet of lays sour cream and onion potato chips each day..no more maggi mee..no more ice-cream..no more everything...Waah..so sad..i wanna cry ler..the evil woman targetted all my favourite food..and2..the worst part was..She was encouraging us to eat VEGGIES!OMG!..the picture even showed it occupying half a plate with rice and meat occupying 1/4 each..She is seriously out to get me..I SWEAR!I can barely eat 1 piece of veggie(assisted by minimal chewing and drinking a whole cup of water..)..How the hell am i supposed to consume veggies?

Haiz..but then i resolved to at least resolve my diet into a more healthy one..coz well..i don't wanna die a painful death..shudders..so yeah..i put my plan into immediate effect(bought apple,honeydew and pineapple)..im gonna go on an all fruit diet in school!yeah..Great Idea right?My friends don't think so...

Gobi:Herman!Were you paying attention to the talk?
Herman:Of coz!It was like so interesting!
Gobi:STUPID!You go and listen to that idiot for what?
Herman:She the head of alexandra diet sector ok..
Jie ying and Gobi:Hah!(snort of derision!)..she such a hypocrite..so FAT still wanna lecture people on diet..she should go on a diet herself!
Herman:*Giggling away*..Nvm la..i very fat ler..must eat at least 2 kind of fruits she say..
Jie Ying:I don't care what she says..i was sleeping during her talk aniwae..im gonna eat what i like..afterall we only have 1 life and we are all gonna die one day..so i might as well enjoy life..
Herman:true..(i don't dare argue with em much further..coz all 3 of us are very opinionated..being all arts students..and we can argue till the cows come home without conceding the others' opinion..one has to give...before we start taking it seriously...so yeah..i gave in so we proceeded to other topics..)

My ex-classmates,still my close friends are damm bloody evil..they play with my monkey yet keep teasing me about it..oh..for the benefit of those who dunnoe..monkey is my pencil case..its furry monkey and damm cute!XD..my sister got it as a gift but don't want it so she gave it to me..they think its weird that i have a monkey pencil case but my current classmates don't tink so..they tink its damm cute also..yay!..thanx guys!=D..so much for being arts students and being open minded!..and when i said that..they rolled their eyes and said science people are childish and im no longer an arts guy..they even bet i would fail lit if i were to take it again..the cheek!im as much an arts person as they are even if i do take science now!grr..i'll show u!

Tuesday was P.E day..haha..i brought my p.e kit this time round coz my friend shameer challenged me to a badminton match..though he is a soccer guy..just to get me to go for p.e..haha..so i agreed..coz well badminton is the only sport i will play with friends..other sports i will only play with people very close to me..lolx..my classmates damm surprised i actually really seriously going for p.e..coz i am on permanent mc and i don hesitate to use it..ehehe=P..lolx..alot of my classmates suddenly wanna play badminton with me..coz its rare that they get to play and interact with me on a physical level i suppose..haha...BUT!!!Boo Hoo Hoo..it's the season for structured games(like frisbee..)T_T..so no badminton..so i didn't go for p.e..haha..

I went to chit chat with the rest who ponned pe..haha..aniwae this was the conversation i had with one of em..lets call the person R!

R:Herman..You are always surrounded by girls right?
Herman:Err..Why You ask?(stunned..like so random!)
R:Coz your face very..(i think he dunnoe how to describe it)..and i always see you with gals..
Herman:umm..i suppose so..(kinda awkward..)
R:I knew it!..ur face is the kind of face people like to hang around with..
Herman:...(got such a face meh?)
R:Can teach me how to get girls?
Herman:Umm..just ask em out?

This is like one of the weirdest conversation i ever had..I guess its a compliment to me..meaning that i have quite a good face no?HELL YEAH!WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO REALIZE IT HUH?But seeing as u finally got it..i will forgive u..see..i so niceXD..of coz alot ppl like me la!..but eeyer..so not fun de..this is like the 3rd guy in class who said im good-looking..why no gals de?Yikes!!!Im not a guy magnet ok!(dammit!..francis,old man monster..waah..so many incidents to prove this wrong)..think herman think..aha!Got gals also ask me out can!strangers sumore!see..i can attract the opposite gender also can!

Aniwae..wats so hard about asking someone out..u like the person then just ask la..ok..granted i have never really liked anyone so i dunnoe how it's like..but i have always thought if u really like someone..u would go all out to get someone..so what if u get rejected..u can give up or continue trying..up to you..but to give up without trying..to me..thats the greatest loss of all..u would never know what might have been and regret it all ur life..haha..aniwae R..if ur reading my blog..thank you for complimenting me..but i don deserve it..coz im really quite average..ok..maybe UGLY even with all my pimplesT_T..and yeah..my only advice to u is just be urself..coz its no point pretending to be someone else..everything gained is just a farce..

But..if u really wanna noe how to get gals..then ask the guy GG is going gaga over..my fav guy in school..kia yong..haha..gege..guess what i heard about you..lolx..i was stunned then i was damm tickled and laughed my head off when someone told it to me..haha..i dunnoe if u remembered..but apparently in lower sec or something..u set a girl's hair on fire!^^..waa haa haa..i never would have expected it of u..BAD BOY!haha..u so mean..bully a girl..lolx..i supposed the girl did deserve it cause everyone hate her or something..heh..im being bias..but what to do..u are my gege after allXD..no2..thats bad!no excuses!Waa haa haa..im still so amused thinking about this as i write my post..heh..im not gonna tell u who told me..if not later u shut her up and no more funny stories about u lerT_T...WHOOPS!..i let it out thats its a gal!!!Eh..nvm..got so many gals..u sure dunnoe which one deXD

Eh wait girls!Don't mutilate and kill my gege yet!I know you have to uphold the bonds of sisterhood and kill this vile excuse of a man but i beseech you..please hear me out..he is not that bad..deep inside is a tender and kind boy..i witnessed it personally and i solemnly swear that im not making this up..i was on my way to school..when i looked back and i saw gege with his younger sister..he was walking slightly ahead of her when a car approached..instantly he put an arm in front of her to prevent her from moving any further..such a simple unthinking gesture always overlooked..the car would have to hit him first before getting to his sister..this instinctive protective gesture is not something just any guy possess..Hey!why are u gals crying?What?You wish you had a brother like him too?OI!Get some other guy to be ur gege!He is already taken!By me!SHOO2!XD

AWWW..haha..touching isn't it?simple but yet moving when you actually take time to consider it..aniwae..i mimicked my gege's actions..lolx..i saved "my" spider from death!Heh..it was maths lesson and i was dreadfully bored..coz its a tutorial involving lotsa graphs and calculator work...when berlinda told me something was on my sleeve...it was a SPIDER!yay!Boredom is a no more=)..spider damm fun to play with..u put it on ur hand and it will jump off like some parachuter with its thread attached to ur hand and linked to its body-end..so yeah u grap the thread and the spider will dangle and extend its thread to move towards its destination..continue reeling in the thread and the spider continues extending the thread..the faster u pull..the faster it produces the thread..damm fun..the spider nvr runs out of thread..

Its not considered abusing the spider right?coz i really didn't intend to be cruel to it..i would have let it go if i knew it hurts the spider..haha..then teacher called on me..so cannot play ler..later teacher scold meT_T..shafiq and jia ling sitting beside me shared no love for my spider so shafiq wanted to smack it with his paper but i blocked it(HIIIIYAAA!No one bullies my spider!)..then i put it at the back of shahrool's chair..so smart of me^^..now my spider can rest and make a web and no one can do anything to it without disturbing shahrool..Nobody wanna have a mad shahrool to deal with if they can help it..hehehe..

Jerene was really mean to me..to think i'm fondly called her Ah Gong..Yet..she doesn't treat me like a beloved friendT_T..we were walking out of school and it rained so she took out her umbrella to share with me coz i don have one..Exemplifying one of VS core values..i became a gentleman and held the umbrella..coz im a guy and she doing me the favour right?Instead..She insisted on holding on to her umbrella..guess why..."AH GONG!I want to hold the umbrella!Later,people think we are together!"..Like WTH!!!..aniwae..some people already think we together can!Who cares!We noe we not together can ler..then i called her out on it..saying later people laugh at me..coz a girl holding the umbrella for a guy..like so paiseh..she can laugh and say don't care..Jerene is a fabulous grand-daughter hor!YA RIGHT!=P

U guys all read right?Melissa promised to bring me some food right?haha..on monday..she brought a tuna sandwich and wanted to give it to me..but i don't want coz later she no food..waah..i so nice to her ler..she still go and whack my head with newspapers..OUCH!..sumore in the library!everyone can see can!!!(my classmates were there!!!)..so embarrassing!!!!i get bullied by a gal!=X..waah..lynnette,my god-daughter and april,my best gal friend were with her and instead of fussing over my wounded head..they laughed at meT_T..so evil!!!But,im glad i made em laugh..coz they very stress..being j2s and i rarely see em anymore coz we are all so busy..

Yay!Im about done..before i go..please..lets all observe a minute of silence out of respect to melissa who has departed from the world of blogging..she was a fantastic blogger who posted many wonderful pics,sharing a slice of her exciting life and a great tagger who made other bloggers felt as if their stories were important and that someone actually cared for em..enough to take some time to tag(MAJOR HINT HERE!!!!!XD)..ok2..im gone..gonna bathe now..cya=D

6:28 PM ; smile'

Friday, July 11, 2008

FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!I LOST CONTROL!..DAMMIT!...I really didn't want this to happen..I didn't want to show people the UGLY side of me..but i couldn't CONTROL the raging emotions that surged through me..I couldn't help it..i juz wanted to SHRED him to PIECES..TEAR him from limb to limb..MUTILATE his FUCKING face..in short...i wanted him..ELIMINATED!..in the WORST way possible!

I can't stand his fucking attitude no more..sure2..i have always felt sorry for him for i know what it's like to be different and have people treat you differently..how much you desire to be accepted..how you love people to laugh at something you did..how important recognition is to you..but grow up BOY!..look around you..are you that fucking dense?can't you see how many people are irritated by you and your quirks?I don't deny that you're funny at times..but seriously..there is a time and place for everything..

I'm really sorry that i behaved like a fucking jerk just now with a fucking attitude problem but i couln't think properly..my mind was just focused on you and nothing else..except for the sole purpose of shutting you up..your annoying juvenille actions and superior smirks..they really riled me up..couldn't you fucking see that i was trying to be serious in addressing the issue..why the hell can't you accord the same respect i accorded you..i seriously considered your team's argument..but what were you doing..solely focused on winning and shooting off your mouth..HELL!..even your own team didn't get the nonsense that you were spouting..

Shit..i hate dragging past issues into current conflicts..but what the hell..i have had enough..damm the consequences..studying is near impossible with you around..you disrupt the lesson..interrupt while the teacher is teaching with ur redundant actions and comments..distract us when we want to focus on the task at hand..generally making a nuisance of yourself..for what purpose?Fine..i will admit..that i am partly at fault..for being a jerk..coz i hate having attention drawn on myself..especially when the attention was not something i was prepared for..so i was already tense,panicking and you juz aggravated me enough to cross the line..so yeah..i wont deny my own mistake..

FUCK YOU!Your probably thinking that now at me..yeah..you probably have the right to say that..afterall im dissing u..and i am no saint myself..so yeah..who the fuck gives me the right to patronise you right..well you are right..i ain't nobody..you can dismiss my words..afterall..it's just what i think right..and of what importance am i to you..nothing..but hear me out...it isn't just me..i won't mention names..but if you wanna keep your friends..you better do something about yourself..sure2..friends who can't appreciate you for who you are..are friends not worth having..yes..i admit thats true..but on the other hand..Friendship is also about compromise..you win some..you lose some..in this case...your taking it all...only to lose everything..

Blah..im done with this topic..im cool now..yeah..blogging really is an outlet for emotions..thank god for it..or people like me would have erupted like volcanoes long ago..haha..what to do..im a leo..the strongest fire sign afterall..proned to acts of passion and easily led by emotions..lolx..hey!perhaps its not blogging that tamed my anger..i just had a bath!o.O..my fire was doused by the water!COOL!!!!^^

WARNING!!!The next section would be the about the next installation of the adventures of GG!
For those of you rolling your eyes and thinking "OMG!!!..NOT THIS AGAIN!!!HERMAN SERIOUSLY HAS NO LIFE!!!" please skip the section..

Haha..wednesday again..lolx..funny how everything happens on a wednesday..heh..oh yeah..probably coz i was absent from school coz i went to see the doctor..had back pains..something wrong with my spine..probably due to the fall i had when i was a child..heh..was skipping down the stairs happily when i slipped on a puddle of vomit and slid down on my back down the stairs..think of a skateboard..albeit a human one..yeah..it hurts like a bitchXD..

Blah..aniwae..there we were..in the new canteen after school ended..coz we were all hungry..yeah..so we munched2 and gobbled some snacks..and tadah..we spotted poor my lim s.k,our chemistry teacher..he ROCKS!!!yup2..he sure does..he's really great at teaching chemistry..i love chem..though i kinda suck at it..oh yeah..im digressing..aniwae..he was eating alone..so we skipped over to chit chat with him..yikes..this part is embarassing..

we:Hiya Mr lim!
Mr lim:Hey..what are you guys doing here?
Me:Haha..we see you no friend so we come over to chit chat with you=D
Others:HERMAN!!!!

Stop laughing dammit..I can't help it..I was just being candid..coz well..he is one of my favourite teachers..so i talked to him as i would my friends..lolx..aniwae..GG being a "PRO" at small talk asked cher a couple of questions..

GG:Mr Lim..do you noe any shuai ge in this school?
Mr lim:No...
GG:(crestfallenT_T)
Mr lim:Why??
GG:Nvm..do you know a guy named kia yong?
Mr lim:err...no...why?
GG:HE DAMM CUTE!!!(the fangirl expression in full force!)
Mr lim:Stunned(13secs)..err..ok...Does he know you like him?
GG:Nope..he so innocent!!!
Mr Lim:Waah..he so dense???

Haha..so now even teachers know of GG obsession with kia yong ge-ge..lolx..its damm funny..ahaha..whats even funnier is the scene after this..we were walking across the canteen on our way out when one of us spotted wai leong and yelled it out...haha..guess what happened..lolx..GG who was opening her bag of crackers instantly turned to look in his direction..totally forgetting about the crackers in her hand and DROPPED it!..lolx..haha..she was so mortified..and there we were,,laughing our heads off..people staring at us..probably wondering if we were escapees from the mental hospital..oh yeah..Gege..don be sad..GG said you're still number 1=P

hehe..day 2..thursday that is...well..all of us in the clique as we call it signed up for the maths and science quiz and we had to attend a briefing session..it was damm boringT_T...lolx..GG wants to be the ambassador of the bowen team coz gege is from there and well..so is alot of guys she eye candies..so yeah..probably scouting for future victims once the year 2 leaves..she has a hare-brained idea that only bowen has good-looking people..i hate to admit it..but i kinda agree with her..at least it applies to yjc..haha..im gonna team up with her..someone has to keep her in check and restrain her^_^

heh..aniwae..she received a text message from another classmate..the contents being..KIA YONG IS IN THE LIBRARY!!!...haha..u should see her demented giggle when she read the sms..she volunteered to enter the library and tell our friend that we are off and if he was coming along with us..all a pretext of coz..with the motive to ogle kia yong..HELL NO!!..we are not that stupid ok!..lolx..we followed her to the library basement and instantly saw gege with eugene studying..haha..

so yeah..we settled to wait for our friend as he finished discussing his pw stuff..lolx..how did we occupy our time?haha..talking about gege of coz..lolx..even the guys were part of it..we are all like super radars now..we can pick his signal whenever he is like within several metres..lolx..yeah..so practically everyone in class knows she likes him by now..so yeah..we were discussing who was better looking..kia yong or eugene..well..most of the guys say eugene..GG..no need say..ky of coz..but eugene is like 2nd to her..sorry gege..i said eugene too=X..but if cuteness category..i will vote for you of coz..you will probably win hands down!..coz ur undeniably cute=D..lolx..next we talked about body build..sorry again gege..you were outvoted again..well..you had one staunch and loyal supporter..no points for guessing who...

Haha..you and eugene then went up for something..dunnoe what and came back talking to someone..lolx..GG..was like transfixed staring at you both..lolx..but more at you of coz..complaining that she only got ur back view.. but still saying its better than nothing..vincent was like trying to call you over for a conversation and GG was like getting redder and redder by the minute..i bet her mind was going into overdrive thinking about that prospect..pity no nosebleed though..that would have completed the situation...she was like saying..no..no..don't want..yet we are all so not fooled..we can tell she would enjoy your presence being so close to hers..haha..oh yeah..that reminds me..you ignored me again..im so hurt..sniff2..its impossible that you didn't see me..DepressedT_T

Oh..thats not all!..you went back to your work and well..GG wanted a photo of you..but well..for some reason..all our cameras were not equipped at taking a photo of you properly at a distance..so vincent being the gutsy one..walked towards your direction on the pretext of borrowing a book..accidentally spotted you and made small talk to distract you while he took your photo with the phone nestled in his palm..sneaky eh..haha..a pity kenneth interfered and mission failedT_T..

Plan B!vincent borrowed a book..pretended to read and using his camera..hid it carefully behind his book and took a snap of you...haha..had to zoom in a couple of times though..but yeah..it worked..mission accomplished!smart vincent!haha..we decided to leave after that though..coz we felt kinda guilty and bad for making so much noise...while people were trying to study..haha..poor gege..u didn't notice all this did you?haha..thanx for cooperating with us..XD

END of chapter

Back to me..the star of my own blog..haha..melissa was really nice to me=D..Her mummy gave her red bean buns to bring to school..but she don like em..so she gave em to me to eat..haha..free food..YAY!^__________________^..its a good thing too..im like so hungry..trying to save money..and all i eat most days is a plate of maggi mee at home..and no..its not coz someone in class called me FAT!Don't you dare laugh...IM NOT FAT!IM NOT!!!!...Am i?

haha...my new blog template damm cute right?haha..my clique mate..fat2 found it and changed it for me..coz well..im a computer GUNDU..applies to computer related stuff too..Haha..THANX FATTY!!!(lolx..i hate people calling me fat and i call people fatty..KARMA!!!T_T)..kk..thats enough for today..cya..im off..will update next friday..good night..sleep well..happy dreams..jaXD

7:01 PM ; smile'

Friday, July 4, 2008

Hooray..its friday again..the end of the week..i am like so SHAGGED!!!(not the getting fucked meaning=P)..i juz wanna curl up on my bed,snuggle under my warm comforter and drift off to Lalaland^^..also known as dreamland..but before that..its time to BLOG!!!..as promised=D

Urgh..i am like so humiliated..you know those bloody stickers we got along with the donation envelope..yeah..the frightfully stereotype of a boy and gal..yah..the colourful one..it's like the current bane of my existence..my class clique members rafael and especially vincent are out to get me seriously!!!Just because they are like oh-so-BORED..they decided to vent it out on me by making the victim..do i look like i have the word CLOWN on my face???like HELLO!!!yah..so vincent that idiot sticked a sticker on my back without me noticing but i saw their sneaky faces and knewing their juvenille mind, instantly searched my back..AHA!!i found it..triumphant..i smirked at em..how dare the imcompetent fools trick the GREAT me..but unknown to me..the first trick was to distract me while their second trick was the real deal..he stucked a sticker with its sticky side exposed to the air on my seat and i unwittingly sat on it while i shifted to chit chat..My entire clique in class laughed at me as i got up to talk to our teacher..The sticker was like a beacon drawing everyone's attention to my ass..OH THE SHAME!!!i mean..if i had a seriously nice ass it wouldn't have been so badT_T...

Once bitten,twice shy..yeah2..it didn't work..at least not for me..i got pranked again..ARGH!!!..we were entering our econs class and they aimed for the table which had stickers on em..as soon as i saw the evil glint in their eyes..i snatched the snickers and confiscated em..waa haa haa..not this time bastards!!!i wont be made a fool of twice!we then greeted the teacher and sat down.After which vincent complained that it was damm hot and wanted me to switch on the fan for him coz he too lazy to do so..he promised me he will join the guitar club with me if i did so..so i went to do my errand and was rewarded with the class staring at mt posterior and laughing..2x in a row..this was too much..i mean..they are my friends..they should be helping me!!!Apparently vincent had stickers with him and had stuck one on my chair when we were greeting the teacher..lolx..i really shouln't have urged people to vote for vincent..see how he repays me!!!but aniwae..yeah..reflecting on it..i kinda like and appreciate the joke..its damm funny..plus it entertained my classmates^^..haha..i commend them on thinking of it=D

Oh yeah..The continuation of the MAD STALKERISH FAN GIRL!!

Haha..if u guys had read my previous entries..you would have known that there is such a gal in my class..and the person she absolutely lusts for and drools over is none other than kia yong ge-geXD..haha..

We were in the canteen having our lunch break..i was the only one at our table coz the others went off to purchase their food..so yeah..was busy doing my assignments(yeah..surprise2..Herman doing his work..woo hoo..miracle..pigs are flying..)like wateva..aniwae..guess who plops down at the next table with his pals..kia yong of coz..i waited for him to greet me but he didn't..oh well..what can i say..he is as blur as always..either that or i am just plain invisible..hey..the 2nd one is good..lolx..so i made use of this opportunity..i mean who doesn want free entertainment?how do u think i get the dirt on everyone i concern myself with?coz i don reflect in their eyes..pro eh^^..i don even need to eavesdrop..im juz that GOOD!UHUH!!!

lolx..so yeah...i was all set to enjoy the show..the guys and gals came back and the gaga gal..i will call her GG in order for her to remain annonymous so she can continue in her perverse but oh so delightful game of stalking(ONLY TO HER..mind U!)..yeah..so she didn realise that he was seated at the next table and sat with her back opposite him..AWW man..nothing..i sighed with disappointment but i haven gave up hope..its impossible for nothing to happen in real life when such scenarios happen all the time in dramas..and dramas emulate real life don they?the guys teased me coz well she and i are kinda close and we were suppose to seat together but she went off to pinch some fries off rafael..so they were teasing me..quite loudly i must say about her leaving me..i winced..not coz i was sad she didn't seat beside me but coz i didn't want kia yong to know i was around..coz then he might made the connection that the gal is around and there goes my entertainment..phew..thankfully he didn hear..

My friend made my day!haha..he was seating opposite her and pointed out that the love of her life is just behind her..lolx..u should have seen the excitement and eagerness on her face..waa haa haa..here we go..i thought gleefullyXD...she turned around..saw him and a blush spread across her face..haha...i could almost see the gears working in her mind in a frantic bid to restrain herself from uncivillized actions like drooling or worse..running over to him and groping him or something..lolx..thank god she has brains!!!she turned around soon enough..even kia yong gege is not blur enough not to notice that someone is making gooey gaga eyes at him...shudders...but her neck kept twitching as if trying to look back and at the same time don look back..u noe wat im saying?haha..feeling sorry for her..the friend who had pointed out kia yong to her exchange seats with her to facillitate her oggling session in order to satiate her inner craving for him..lolx..we even helped cover her tracks by claiming that she did so in order to be in a better position to steal fries(the distance was the same even if she didn't change seats!!^^)..lolx..good friends indeed eh..lolx..She spend the entire lunch break gazing at him..

Haha..thats not all..on wednesday..we escorted our new ct mr sean tan to the tennis court and were heading back when she spotted kia yong playing basketball with his friends..i dunnoe how she does that..she has an in built radar or something..u noe like the kind the sentinels have to track down mutants..yeah..so aniwae..she dragged me along to the basketball court as if there were no other way to get to our destination..lolx..im juz a tool to herT_T..haha..i chit chatted with her..making it look like a natural situation of friends deciding to take a short cut across the court..i even hunched my back and angled my face in the opposite direction so gege wont see my face and connect the dots..not to mention i walked like super slow..so she can have her fill..lolx..she was looking at his legs..she even turned back and continue staring even after we passed him..like WTH..how much is enough???aniwae..verdict according to her.."HIS LEGS DAMM NICE!!!"

Lolx2..so yeah..today was no exception..i mean..my friend is really lovable..i adore her..but she is just scary whenever she sees kia yong..like a total personality switch..u noe doctor jekyll and hyde..yeah..something like that..so yeah..so today we met another kia yong worshipper..those 2 instantly hit it off..they are like bonded by their obsession with him..they can seriously start a fan club for gege^^..lolx apparently the 2nd mad gal met him during pae and thought he was damm cute or something and her ogl and his og made em exchanged numbers or something..lolx score!!!and he smsed her or something once..so yeah..she's thrilled..GG is not to be outdone though...kia yong took a picture with her before..just the 2 of em..so there!!!It was her display pic for weeks on messenger before she took it off..more like after i questioned why its like there after so long..lolx..so yeah its a draw..then the only way is..an all out war!!whoever gets him 1st gets him..the other girl has to BACK OFF!!!XD

haha...so we sat on the stairs..GG said it has a better view and watched gege play basketball..lolx..i don even think they registered the other players..haha...we were supposed to be concentrating on our teacher coz well..we were having a maths consultant session but i think their attention was occupied with something else..namely someone who's name start with letter k..haha..the teacher gave up knowing we are not with him and left us to our gosipping..lolx..haha..GG decided to walk through the basketball court again..coz she wants a closer view of him and his legs..lolx..haha..this time i didn't have to hide..coz kenneth was with us..so gege has no reason to think im up to no good..lolx..so yeah..we took a leisurely stroll thru the court..i even tried my hand at being a gentleman and switched places with her so she could be the closest out of the 3 of us to gege..haha..As expected..he is oblivious to it allT_T

Haha..i kinda think thats its sweet that shes doing it..crazy though it may seem..it just proves that she really likes him to the point that its not rational..jajaja..i mean seriously..wouldn u be flattered if people like u so?haha..i envy my gege sometimes..hes like a guy that has it all..yet as i have always mentioned..its impossible to dislike him and damm bloody easy to love him..so yeah..i gettit why she is the way she is over him..LOLX!=P

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